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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Scarlett Johansson Sounds Like My Aunty



Here is Scarlett Johansson's single from her album of Tom Waits covers. It is of course horrendous, but what did you expect? When she speaks she sounds like a bad singer (even if she sounds sexy). There's more FX on her voice than a Michael Bay movie featuring Madonna and Fergie.
It's just about listenable since Tom Waits is eternally bad-ass and so the song is good. But it sounds regrettably like your drunken Aunty doing Karaoke at the end of the night when everyone's pissed and there's some ugly couple slow-dancing and scoring on the dance floor and the bouncer is trying to kick everyone out. Or is that just the last time I did karaoke? Who knows. Either way she sucks.

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