Die McConaughey Die

Just when we thought it wasn't possible, just when we thought he'd reached the zenith, Matthew McConaughey confounds our expectations and proves that he can be even more annoying than we ever thought possible. Check out this trailer for his latest movie, imaginatively titled Surfer, Dude. If you're not annoyed by that title, pay close attention to that comma. Is that not the most annoying comma since that panda ate, shot and left.

Perhaps this is McConaughey trying to send his image up. I thought send ups were supposed to be funny. Isn't that the idea? Even mildly amusing? No? Oh, our mistake. Apparently they're just excuses for self-indulgent, out-dated, early 90's, sub Bill & Ted humour.

If there is a God, he believes in straight to DVD.