Disaster Movie
We feel kind of dirty for posting this but it's a little like those horrible anti-smoking ads that show black lungs and other horrifying images. You need to see how bad it can actually get in case you ever think of taking up smoking. Here we warn you off a horror far worse than lung cancer. In case you ever so much as dream about paying money to see Disaster Movie or any other movie from Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg - the team/wankers that brought you Meet The Spartans, Date Movie and Superhero Movie - watch this trailer.
We'll hold our hands up (with pride) and admit that we haven't seen any of the Seltzer/Friedberg movies and don't plan to any time soon, but we always had small itch of a suspicion that maybe they weren't THAT bad. Maybe they would raise a chuckle and me diverting after a hard day. Maybe the critics are being harsh. Check this trailer out. The critics are going easy on this trash.
This movie must surely be worse that Hitler. And I know some people say that sort of thing to emphasise a point. We actually mean it. Literally. This looks like the kind of thing that they should make Guantanamo detainees watch repeatedly. Fuck sleep deprivation and water-boarding. You want those guys to talk? Threaten them with the Seltzer/Friedberg back catalogue.
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