Box Office News: Something Something Dog Bark Woof

Here's the weekend box office from the states.

1. “Beverly Hills Chihuahua,” $29 million.
2. “Eagle Eye,” $17.7 million.
3. “Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist,” $12 million.
4. “Nights in Rodanthe,” $7.4 million.
5. “Appaloosa,” $5 million.
6. “Lakeview Terrace,” $4.5 million.
7. “Burn After Reading,” $4.08 million.
8. “Fireproof,” $4.07 million.
9. “An American Carol,” $3.8 million.
10. “Religulous,” $3.5 million.

Now here's a compilation of actual headlines about this story. Sometimes, satire is just redundant.

CNN: Beverly Hills Chihuahua barks up right tree

Reuters: Chihuahua best in show at US Box Office

Reuters Alt: Chihuahua has paws on box office prize

AP: Audiences adopt Chihuahua with $29M weekend

NY Times: A dog has its days

Times of the Internet: Chihuahua is top dog

MSNBC: Box office goes to dogs

Comingsoon.net: Moviegoers pant over Chihuahua pic

NorthbyNorthwestern: Ay Chihuahua!

Screenhead: Beverly Hills Chihuahua leads the pack

Ace Showbiz: Beverly Hills Chihuahua cementing its paw in box office

But make no mistake it, Beverly Hills Chihuaha is still a steamping pile of shit (notice we didn't say dog shit, we are clearly better people than all those above.)