11 Life Lessons Learned From Lebowski

For all those who say The Big Lebowski is about nothing.

11. A nice rug can really tie a room together.
10. Do not fuck a stranger in the ass (even figuratively).
9. "If you will it, it is no dream."
8. Don't butt into the middle of a conversation.
7. A world without rules is a world of pain.
6. Pacifism is not something to hide behind.
5. Strong men can cry.
4. Once a plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong.
3. Don't take white Russians from strangers.
2. Life is made up of strikes and gutters.
1. Fuck it.

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