18 Things We've Learned From Watching Indiana Jones

Thanks to the guys over at The Bachelor Guy for this comforting list

1 - If you throw a whip over any type of overhang, it will stick on the first shot and hold your body weight.

2 - Nazis are bad.

3 - Germans are really up on their biblical history.

4 - Egyptians are surprisingly good sidekicks... and a lot more helpful than little Asian kids.

5 - Always have a monkey around to eat the fruit before you do.

6 - Revolvers always beat swords.

7 - Airplane propellers beat revolvers.

8 - A solid gold statue weighs as much as two handfuls of sand.

9 - If you are at a party and someone says "Hey, let’s open up the Ark of the Covenant ," get the hell out of there.

10 - Never leave your hat behind. Ever.

11 - Never look down.

12 - Monkey brains and Jell-O are nearly interchangeable.

13 - Spiders are okay. Rats? No problem. But snakes...

14 - X really does mark the spot.

15 - There's always another way out.

16 - Jesus had lousy taste in drinkware.

17 - Metal Medallion + Open Flame = Cool Looking Hand Scar.

18 - Geritol and ibuprofen are miracle drugs.