Somebody kill us now. Otherwise there's a small chance we may hear this song again. It's the theme tune to The Sex And The City movie by the human platypus Fergie. Jesus H. Christ it's bad. It sounds like they decided to cut out the middle stage and just make it sound like a ring tone. I blame Akon and Timbaland for this disgusting trend in music.
Somewhere in the cacophony of ring-tone noise there are some lyrics, which are indecipherable (thankfully - hearing them might make be want to murder Fergie and I don't want to go to jail). And somewhere beneath that, there is a hint of the annoying Sex And The City salsa theme but it's essentially been compressed and bastardised to sound like a demo on a 1980's Casio keyboard.
Look, we get the fact that we're not the target audience for Sex And The City (despite the sex scenes which please us no end) but anybody with ears has to be morally offended by this crime against humanity. We realise that posting it here is spreading the disease but it's important that you know what is out there so you can shield your children from it.
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